wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
