I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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