I must be too annoying 4 u.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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