i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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