dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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