i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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