Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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