Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
