remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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