Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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