he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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