Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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