its not stalking. its research.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
