I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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