Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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