Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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