It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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