why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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