I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I wish i was in the wii world.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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