Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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