Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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