I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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