You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
The air taste purple.
Randomize
