You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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