so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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