Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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