Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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