I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Found your dick twin last night
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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