the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
And then he peed in my hair
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