i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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