Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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