I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
