but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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