Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
either way he was missing a nipple.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
