There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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