i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
