My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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