i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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