By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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