The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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