We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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