i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Randomize
