real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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