I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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