Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
