The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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