We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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