I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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