the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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