Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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