Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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