found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
