the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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