Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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