yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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