it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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