She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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