its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Rumble strips road head = magical
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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