This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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