he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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