hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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