what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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